Bike Smut. Short Erotic Bike Films. Thursday at 8pm.

This Thursday we’re hosting the international touring act Bike Smut. Now in it’s 6th year, the short erotic film collective and bicycle-philes are plopping their horny asses down in our stools for the night. This is not to be missed.

One of our employees saw them in their first year in Chicago, and stripped on the stage. Who knows what might happen after 6 years of interest on that little investment…

Come get your fix (GET IT?) at 8pm on Thursday Sept 27.

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Films

Crash Into You (5:00)
Courtney Trouble, Bianca Stone and Arabelle Raphael, 2012, Oakland, CA
Queer porn hotties Courtney Trouble and Bianca Stone find themselves covered
in grease after some careless riding ends in a dramatic bike crash. They kiss and
make up and go to rinse off. They scrub each other squeaky clean, and make sure
to get each other off before they get back on their bikes.

Saddle Sore (5:30)
Pandora Blake, 2012, Surrey, UK
Molly has arranged to meet her girl in the woods for a picnic, but Pandora has
other things on her mind. She knows how horny it makes Molly to have her bot-
tom smacked, and that gorgeous bum looks so sexy perched on her bike saddle
that Pandora tells her lover to stay there while she spanks her.

PUMP! (6:04)
Rev Mook, 2012, Los Angeles, CA
A girl riding in the desert gets a flat, soft tire. Unable to find help, she discovers
a bike pump! Unfortunately the pump fails to get the tire hard enough for her
liking, so she explores alternative methods to convince the pump to make the tire
hard.

Bike Maintenance (6:00)
Adrian, 2011, Berlin, Germany
A self-described chronic masturbator and bike lover services himself and his bike
at the same time.

The Bike Wizard (6:15)
Jessie Sparkles, 2012, Seattle,WA
Two budding bike-sexuals are confused about how things go together. Good thing
the Bike Wizard is around to help them figure things out.

Fixed Gears and Fast Girl (Excerpt)
Madison Young, Girlfriend Films, 2012, San Francisco, CA
A peak at an epic lesbian bike porn adventure. Feminist Porn Award winner, Madi-
son Young, explores the many ways queer bike messengers might get frisky during
an average day at work. One of the only bike porns to have ever been released on
DVD.

Slut ❤ Bike ❤ Love (2:40)
Sarah Armstrong and Rødbro, 2012, Copenhagen, Denmark
A story of bike-sexual sluts search for freedom in the city.

Lexo City Bike Tour (3:20)
Lexo 2012, Italy
An Italian woman ass-erts herself on a city-provided bike.

A Ride (5:32)
AntionnexVx, 2011, London, UK
One room, one chair, two characters dressing up for a ride.

Come Find Me (09:13)
Courtney,Trouble, Poppy Cox and Rev Phil, 2012, Oakland, CA
A woman wakes up to an enticing polaroid, inviting her on a bike powered scavenger
hunt. After a lot of teasing, she gets her thrilling reward.

Smut Noir (3:45)
Megan D. and Jenn H., 2012, Portland, OR
A private detective is on the hunt for a notorious bike thief. When she finally
tracks down the culprit, she hits her with some hard punishment. These three-time
Bike Smut contributors have chosen to use the noir style for their latest work.

Altbau – Kriterium Softporn (2:15)
Muchar Living Pictures, 2011, Graz, Austria
An erotic dream of indoor bicycle racing.

Monella (Frivolous Lola) (Excerpt)
Tinto Brass, 1998, Italy
Tinto Brass has been long considered the King of European erotica and is most
famous for the film ‘Caligula,’ ‘Monella’ is from much later in his career, but opens
with one of the most charming scenes of bike-sexuality in mainstream cinema.

Raison d’être

“On June 29th, we invited Portland, OR to the premiere of our sixth annual program of short erotic bicycle movies. A totally new collection of films made by inspired cyclists, queers and perverts from all over the world.
In our six years of working on this project, we have never released a DVD or put the films online. Because of this, we must tour with these films in order to share them with a wider audience.
Since 2007, we have toured America many times and have some great connections and dedicated fans in many places. However, we are always looking to reach out to new people and communities to share this art and its ideals.
Our 14th tour, ‘Tour de Trixxx’, will begin in September. For this tour, we will travel from Portland, OR to New York City via the northern border.
The ‘Tour de Trixxx’ show includes the 12 films chosen from the past year of submissions. Plus, each screening will feature a song and dance performance from our founder and curator, Reverend
Phil, as well as a Burly-Q look at how the bicycle changed women’s clothing by Poppy Cox. We will also include local performers when- ever possible. After the screening the audience is invited to ask
questions and share their thoughts.
In addition to our screenings, we plan to host group bike rides, parties, games and workshops to help further discussion and education on sex-positivity and transportation diversity in new communities.”

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